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Which major country is the safest to visit?...……………..Japan Which major country has the least rape gangs?...……………..Japan Which major country has the lowest terror threat?...……………….Japan Which major country prohibits Muslim immigration?...…………...This is getting fucking monotonous.

There's only one way to truly punish the 20 fucking bastards who raped ten year old girls in Huddersfield. Make sure there's only pork and bacon on the prison menu.

Every week, the BBC allocate 45 minutes for a programme where believers sing songs of praise to God and creation. In the name of fair play, shouldn't they have a programme where atheists sing for 45 minutes in praise of Charlie Darwin and evolution?

Labour Conference: Jeremy Corbyn: "Labour do not want to see anyone sleeping rough in Britain." Corbyn didn't mind sleeping with the rough when he bedded Abbott,

Kay Burley (Sky News) is a 21st century genius and a budding Sherlock Holmes: "The missing Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi is either alive or dead."

The Senate investigation of Judge Kavanaugh. The Senator for Louisiana: "Judge Kavanaugh, do you believe in God?" When did believing in the existence of a fucking imaginary sky fairy suddenly become the gold standard of integrity? Tens of thousands of Catholic priests - who definitely believe in God - are in prison for fucking kids.

Theresa May attended church on Sunday with 3 bodyguards: Wow! That shows great faith.

The Saudi Arabian embassy in Istanbul: We haven't heard this many rumours about human bones since some bright spark decided to dig up Fred West's patio.

Theresa May says only immigrants with educational skills will be allowed into Britain: Suicide bombers will only be allowed entry if they have a Ph.D

Snooker legend Ronnie O'Sullivan is to visit Thailand and spend three months in a Buddhist retreat. He'll return to Britain in a better frame of mind.