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"Ok Ive came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same medication as you." "Relationscript"

A penis has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is a arsehole His best friend is a pussy And his owner beats him

Got my first date of 2020 already lined up I mean, its a court date but its still a date and I am getting dressed up

If were having sex....Dont tell me "deeper" If I could go deeper I would! You dont hear me saying "tighter"

I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!

Be extra careful on the roads with christmas coming around the corner. Alot of men will be drinking and letting there wives drive

Talk dirty to me she said. Maybe I am going to get you wetter than a spastics chin wasnt my best choice

I hate it when guys call there girlfriends there "partner in crime" Like we get it, she is underage.

A Gaurda radio's into his station. "Hello is that you superintendent?" "Ya go ahead" "We have a problem at the scene. A woman has killed her husband for steppin on the floor she has just mopped" "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir the floor is still wet!"

Ye Old Jack & Jill Jack and Jill, Went up the hill, So Jack could see Jills fanny, But Jack got a shock, And an eyeful of cock, Because Jill was a closet tranny.