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Remember when the stereotype was that Welsh people fuck sheep? Ian Watkins really changed that one

I just found out that La La Land isn't about a guy with a stutter who works in air traffic control

There will be a major inquest in Grimsby FC this morning about the humiliation of throwing away a 2 goal lead against such a poor team and only barely scraping thru on penalties, especially considering they have spent £5000 to reinforce their squad

"There she was just walking down the street, singing Doo wah Diddy Diddy dum Diddy doo, snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet, singing doo wah Diddy Diddy dum Diddy doo...she looked good......." I think you mean she looked deranged

What’s the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story? Woody goes limp when a child enters the room

Coldplay haven’t released any singles for ages but they created two last night

My girlfriend asked me to get one of those drinks with her name on it. I bought her a can of Monster, That's how the fight started.

Liz Truss took the Queen JD Vance has taken the Pope

Don't drop the soapy woapy

According to media reports, Pope Francis is in poor health and may be near the end of his life. My suggestion is they let him die on Good Friday, put his body in a cave, wait 2 days, then bring him back out again.