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What do Wayne Rooney and John Lennon have in common? "Damn it I'm never going to make it to '81!" They were often heard muttering...

2019-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2020-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2021-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2022-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2023-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news... 2024-'Pope covers up for a paedophile priest' no news.... 2025-'Pope Francis 'rested well' overnight in hospital....EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!'

'18 dead in India stampede at Hindu mega-festival.' "They didn't pray to the other 100,000 gods!" An angry crowd shouted at reporters-

'Keeping up the grave's appearance...'

Erika Kirk was asked about how she felt about her husband Charlie's death...."He was a great father but now we might as well have been a family of niggers!" She sobbed to reporters-

'Australian authorities investigating US influencer over crocodile wrestling videos.' "Letting a morbidly obese woman on two 12 hour flights to Sydney, not to mention dealing with our extreme heat is completely irresponsible!" They told Reporters-

'Almost 200 dead as 'doomsday' monsoon rains hit Pakistan.' "Doomsday" sounds like a fantastic day to me!

The British have no one but themselves to blame for the influx of immigrants flooding into Britain right now. What did they think would happen when Mohammed said to Ahmed-"There's a branch of Virgin Megastore on every corner!"

Many transgender, gender questioning people etc are unaware that there are still many places in The USA where they can identify as anything they like-they're called LUNATIC ASYLUMS!

'Man United tackling mice infestation at Old Trafford.' "The mice aren't the only ones who are blind!" A mouse told BBC news-