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"We shone so brightly together but before I knew it I was left broken and smashed at the side of the road?!" Said Caroline Flack's old lamp-

You know I've fucked many a drag queen up the arse in my time but I must say.....DESMOND IS AMAZING!

"Irish boy to be reunited with wheelchair after public appeal"-they found it in my basement where I was keeping Madeleine Mccann!

'Billions of locusts swarm through east Africa-' "The sight was terrifying!" Said one of the locusts-

SOS on CCTV saves Aussie woman lost in bush-that's what happens girls when u don't regularly trim yourselves down there!

I guess niggers don't matter afterall....

"Look at that new statue, isn't it an amazing emblem for the black community?!" "But she achieved nothing?!" I said- "Exactly!" The black lives matter protester replied-

I've always been curious what shit tastes like, so today I tried the vegan 'meatball' sub from Subway!

Man's foot bitten off by shark in Australia-"It tasted better than KFC Chicken!"Claimed the shark

When I was growing up the only niggers who appeared on TV at Christmas time were the ones who dressed up as Santa Claus and then stole all the family's presents from under the tree...