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A man was seated next to me on an airplane and he turned to me and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." I had just started to read my book, but replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the man"How about covid19, population control, or bioweapons?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," I said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The man, visibly surprised thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which I reply, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss medicine , pandemic strategies, or vaccine ingredients, when you don't know shit?" And then I went back to reading my book.

Will Donald Trump do the opening for SNL impersonating Alec Baldwin?

with all Macy D´s shutting in russia it will become a no fry zone. Jon H

6ft. Deepish mode

Wow, I haven't seen the Saudi´s celebrate this much since 9/11

Al Malki was taken off the pitch seconds after fumbling the ball that lead to Poland giving the crushing blow to the Saudi’s. It’s reported that he is safely back in the kingdom ..... in 3 suitcases.

Ronaldo has been doing his own preparation for the next match, he’s been seen leaving the Boney M wig shop.

Jeez that J.K. Rowling has some balls.

Old gold…..So as I stood on the gallows awaiting my hanging the lad next to me had an axe, “ what’s with the axe? I thought I was being hung? “ you are but the ropes a bit long so I’ll need to chop off your legs.

It’s going to take some balls to win the women’s boxing gold