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So many blacks in bright orange playing for Netherlands tonight I thought I was watching a prison documentary.

I see Israel have admitted to making a grave mistake, they confused the aid workers with a convoy of Palestinian babies.

Last week the Premier League had their first black referee for 15 years. Things went very well and apart from a minor incident where the VAR TV screen went missing it was a complete success.

6 dead after stabbings in a Sydney shopping mall, as the attack started an eyewitness heard somebody say "that's not a knife, that's a knife".

What's the difference between the winner of the grand national and Liverpool fans? the horse got over 30 fences were as the scousers couldn't get over just one.

I see Alex Scott has taken some time off Jess Glynnes face to present the FA Cup game today.

Female comedian and BBC star Maddy Anholt has died aged 35, needless to say her death is the first time she has made me laugh.

Vanessa Feltz says she completely went off men after her encounter with Rolf Harris, I guess that explains why she has been dating lots of niggers.

We haven't seen a BBC presenter spend this long on a remote island since the days of Jeffrey Epstein.

Nice to see Aberfan back in the news for something different today, imagine only ever being known for children dying after some slag fell over.