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Blackpool FC have just said that they won't be taking the knee next season, except for Jake Daniels who has announced that he will be taking both knees.

I was really saddened to read about the passing of Deborah James this morning. With no daily updates from her anymore I worry that Kate Garraway might be able to sell more shitty stories about her husband again.

Did you hear about the accident at the gay club in Colorado? One gentlemen was trying to see how many titanium love beads he could fit up his bottom then he farted.

Ahead of the big game this weekend the French have shared the perfect tactic to get into England's goal. Pass it to the RNLI and they'll do the rest!

So many blacks in bright orange playing for Netherlands tonight I thought I was watching a prison documentary.

Apparently the queue for the Afro-pop concert in Brixton was just fine until thousands of drunken Liverpool fans showed up with minutes to spare.

Roses are red Violets are blue Nicola is tied up And I have a full bottle of lube

The coroner had high hopes for a steamy valentines day when Brianna Ghey arrived in his office. However the evening ended up with him confused and frustrated.

What does a dyslexic counting their piggy bank and Nicola Bulley have in common? They both struggle going through the change.

I heard that Christian Atsu won't be playing up front anymore, from now on he's only going to be box to box.