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alpacino9

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alpacino9

one year ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 12

I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife

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5 months ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 11

Gutted you didn't make it to Glastonbury? Just put 12 different cds on around the house and then stand at the back of the garden occasionally throwing pints of piss down your back.

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9 months ago-Sex and Shit-Orgasm-Post Rating : 4

I've just had one of those signs pop up saying, 'You are the 100,000th visitor today - claim your prize'. That's when I decided to pull Bonnie blues knickers up and go home.

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