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lennyscrevasse

2 years ago-Shopping-Post Rating : 4

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Bless me father for I have sinned .............Why what have you done? ...............I've told the bishop you're not a nonce

lennyscrevasse

25 min ago

I've just decided to buy a film company. Picking the right one is absolutely Paramount

lennyscrevasse

an hour ago

I'm chatting up this lass in my local right now. Think some of my lines are working. She says she reckons I'm smooth-brained.

niggerfarage

4 hours ago

If foreign H1Bs are ruining the American economy, they should go back to making their own pencils, then.

jackmeough

5 hours ago

Santa: little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Girl: I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe. Santa: Doesn't Barbie come with Ken? Girl: No...she fakes

urquhart

11 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.

9 min ago - View Post

risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.

18 min ago - View Post

risco ….siiiiigh, any chance of posting something original you arse dribblin’ spastic?

1 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 ….how is it even possible to be so boringly unfunny you arse dribblin’ cunt?

3 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Looks like lennywankstains blow up doll......!

3 hours ago - View Post

sheldon007 …bored the poor lass to fuckin’ death more like ya cunt, with the unfunny shite ye spread all over this site…. ….ya about as funny as chum & wasp ya tosser, oh wait, they’re your accounts too! …fuckin’ arse dribblin’ spastic.

3 hours ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

jimmysammy

Rank : 1 | Score : 99.30

niggerfarage

Rank : 2 | Score : 89.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 3 | Score : 89.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 4 | Score : 86.00

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 77.70

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