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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 22

"What do you mean, I'm improperly attired?" I protested as they threw me out. "I didn't know you have a dress code." "We don't, as such," said the security guy. "But we draw the line at 'I ❤️ Ted Bundy' t-shirts here in the Rape Crisis Centre."

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