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rattler

6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Obesity-Post Rating : 45

I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents the other day. After saying hello my Dad pulled me to one side and whispered "you could have done better than that son. She's the ugliest pig I've ever seen! She must weigh 23 stone. Covered in spots. lips like a cod, shes got a beard, shes cross eyed, got a bald head, size 15 feet and she fucking stinks!!" I said "there's no need to whisper dad she's deaf!..."

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

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clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

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clown …ffs, not this again. Must be the most posted content on here & social media this year, you utterly sad, tragic boring cunt.

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clown That make laugh did it you sad tragic cunt…. ….it may have been mildly amusing in the 70’s when Freddie Starr wrote & performed it….. …..but listen you imbecilic spastic, the world has moved on, you cretinous unfunny tosser.

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