My parents asked me what I wanted most of all for Christmas and they said whatever I wanted, they'd make sure I got it. So I asked for a bike. For 2 years now, I've been waiting. They both kept reassuring me that I'm going to get one but they can't decide what kind of bike. I've heard mum say it's too dangerous and I should only have one with stabilisers, my dad says that's rubbish and she's mollycoddling me. They are up all night arguing about it. When I complain, they say that I had no idea what I was asking for when I asked for a bike, nor how extremely difficult it is to get a bike. They now say that it might not be possible but they are thinking about giving me a second chance to choose my present. I fucking hate having politicians for parents.
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dogsbody14 Stick your head where the sun don't shine stormbringer....he's a well known peado in Oxford, I want nothing to do with that depraved deviant
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stormbringer It's funnier than any of the abusive posts on here at the moment
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stormbringer Think it’s about time lennywankstain and dogsbody14 got a fucking room.
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain, is it true that a retarded Russian sailor spunked on his hand before fisting your mother??
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