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My thoughts are with those affected by the Air India crash, I can’t even begin to imagine, what that must smell like

The UK…….. is………ranked………….99th ………in the……….world for…………………… Internet speed...

The "three little word" phrases that warm my heart. "I love you" "Fancy a beer?" "Contains distressing images"

Charlie Kirk. So good at smoking fuckwits. They had to shoot him. Courtesy of Father Ted with a similar gag.

Ian Watkins stabbed over unsettled £900 drug debt. Drug dealers were clearly upset over lost profits.

Say what you want about the explosion at a Tennessee factory that killed 19 people. At least they're hiring.

Isn’t Boeing a pretty bad name for a plane, that doesn’t bounce?

USA : It's a mental health issue. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA : It's video games. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA (Trump supporters) : It's because they took Jesus out of the classroom. World : WTF, you're so fucking stupid.

If comet 31/Atlas does turn out to be an alien mothership heading towards earth in response to us sending out Pioneer 10 and 11, that had an engraving of a Man and Woman. The aliens are going to be proper confused when they get here.

Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell has died. I remember his iconic quote, Mama always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't