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This site crashed quicker than a car with four teenagers in it.

Oasis always wanted to emulate the Beatles, so hopefully two of them will die, preferably the fucking Gallaghers.

Good news and bad news in the Post Office scandal The good news is that Paula Vennells is handing back her CBE The bad news is it's in the post.

Huge fire raging through office blocks in danger of collapse in Liverpool luckily no one was at work at the time.

Blimey, it must've been windy last night. I drove through a council estate this morning and half of the houses had washing machines and beds in the front garden.

Heartbroken for those poor teachers who are struggling to cope on 37k. Thank God they managed to squeeze in 2 days to strike on ahead of their 6 week summer holiday!

Owners of The Guardian newspaper have apologised for the founders links to transatlantic slavery. In other news woke snowflakes have apologised for creating a dickless society where everyone feels obliged to apologise for things they had fuck all influence over.

Just started shaving my pubic hair in a thin line. I'm calling it the Gaza strip because I hope it gets pounded

Harry refers to himself as the Spare Heir. Quite fitting given that this is something that William has none of.

I was in Wales today and my Sat-Nav said that the nearest McDonald's was a 10 minute drive away... Or 5 minutes if I walk it.