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I like my coffee women how i Like my women... Bought into the country in a sack! (nod to apollo17)

Bonnie Blue shagged 1,057 blokes in 24 hours. Now I'm not saying I'm unlucky or anything but I was 1,058 in the queue.

I got pulled over by a midde-aged female police officer the other day. I spent 30 minutes trying to guess what infraction I had committed.

My favourite pickup line is, "I have a knife and a penis." Their reaction decides which I'll stick in them.

During a Trump protest, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points....

I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....

I have only one word for women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and a high sex drive Hello!

A new study this week found that women prefer bigger penises. Well I say, "too bad."

It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.

Someone help me out please. Does the plumber actually fix the tap at the end of 'my stepmother is a slut' porn video? I never seem to get to the end of it.