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Now there is peace in the Middle East, I want to go on a hiking holiday. Can anyone recommend a nice way to get from the river to the sea.

Yom Kippur Sounds like a black country fish and chip shop

Three jews were on a business conference call. The first said to the second "I need to borrow 10k from you for a new business idea" the second said "you're breaking up, I can't hear you" So he repeated his request. The second said "still can't hear you!" The third guy chipped in and said "I can hear him fine" The second said. "well you lend him 10k then"

The definition of irony: Calling 4th of July Independence Day, when you're ruled by tapes from Epstein Island.

What does Israel and my cock have in common? We both blow our loads in Children’s hospitals and a wanker is in charge of it.

That settlers it: Jewish farts burn best

Spurs held an open-top bus victory parade following their UEFA Europa League Final success. They went from Edmonton Green to Northumberland Park. Not one 'Free Palenstine' flag in sight.

Israel is on fire tonight. Wondered why Insurance premiums shot up last week.

Theologians have discovered a shocking misinterpretation in scripture. Israel is not the 'Holy' Land. It should have been translated as the 'Stoley' land.