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Some people find blocked Suez Canal jokes funny. Others don't. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Sombody get on the phone to Ade Edmondson. His character 'Vyvyan' in 'THE YOUNG ONES' had his head knocked off on a train after reading a cluttered sign that said 'PLEASE DO NOT PUT HEAD OUT OF WINDOW' and being curious he wondered why. He could be on a winner here as it was all caught on camera. Check it out on youtube. Funny as fk.

A member of the KKK has made his own Star Wars movie. I'm not sure how "The Empire Strikes Black" got authorised though.

PM Boris Johnson has today said that people traffickers 'should be hunted down and brought to justice', after 39 bodies were discovered in an Essex lorry container.....rock on Bojo I hear Dog the Bounty Hunter is free mate👍

How do you normally get rid of an annoying, drunk acquaintance in your social circle? Asking for a friend

My girlfriend said she was leaving home because of a massive spider. Honestly, I always knew she was pretty fucking desperate... but to be dating a spider?!

What do weather forecasters have in common with Nazis? They often lie about showers.

During sex, my wife stopped. She said, "Honey, you are a terrible lover. You are getting on my nerves and I think we need to resolve these things before they get out of hand. Also, you smell strange, a bit stinky. A combination of faecal matter and vomit, truly awful. And you don't care about me." I sighed and said, "Darling, are you finished?" She said, "Yes." I said, "Brilliant, now let's focus on my orgasm."

The Shiite has hit the fan in kabul

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.