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"Don't call me him or her.. I'm not sure what i am" Bollocks...When the great big woofter Sam Smith is lying on the slab naked as the day he was born, the coroner will lift the sheet and tick 1 box(and it wont be a female one). Male. Your a boy you dafty you may have a few extra female hormones that give you a high pitched voice and the need to swallow dick but basically Sam you are a dude... if you have a cock n balls (regardless if they are hairy or not) then you my son are a male, man,bloke, prince, dude, chap, willy waver, now fk off you sad semen gargling knob. (Nearly wrote 'twat' there hahaha)

I was on holiday in Guernsey once , and who should be swimming with me in the Hotel pool , but Sean Connery. So we got talking and I asked him what was his favourite Channel Island? You've never seen anyone get out of a pool so fast in your life , when he said , " Sark ".

It's times like this that I am grateful I gave fuck all to Capt Tom Moore's charity

Does adele title her albums according to her weight?

I see Rylan is on the slide. Did he let himself go or was he pushed?

Miss Jamaica wins Miss World 2019. She's dreading the interviews!

Sean Connery was asked once , What was the world's easiest tongue-twister? He said , She shells shea-shells on the shea shore. ( Actually it probably is the easiest tongue-twister )

The British citizen who has been imprisoned for spying in Dubai has been named as Hedges.... Matthew Hedges.

How does snoop doggy dog like to receive his correspondence? Gmail

In the james bond movies when M says the pm will have my head dont cut it no more with that twat in charge