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Dont forget, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away" But so do bacon sandwiches (also works on engineers)

Introducing The Mentally Retarded

Tonight is the BBC Children in Need Appeal. Where the BBC raises money for numerous children's charities, through a night of entertainment. Except this year, it's going to be BBC in Need. Where they try to raise $1 billion to pay Trump.

Lammy to the slaughter

Fuck me this "Your Party" that Corbyn is setting up Like trying to show Harvey Price how to use Facebook

Media on Unite the Kingdom rally: "A few thousand attend far-right gathering." Media on Trump visit: "Millions protest in righteous fury!"

The radical left. The radical right. There's only one way to solve this.. FIGHT!

TOP TIP: Left-wing podcast hosts and wannabe cross-party galvanising trailblazers Prevent alienating your already tiny core voter base (and anyone fucking else for that matter) by NOT arguing that the Lionesses be referred to as England (and the other cunts as England Men) ...... and also by not saying "Right?" at the end of every argument like a sanctimonious cunt (We don't help ourselves)

A Lancaster bomber ( Blackpool Air show) Just flown over the Metropole hotel ( full of 200+ Asylum seekers) . ....no " bombs away".. Missed a trick there ol' bean ..

What's grey and covered in sultanas? Jeremy Corbyn's cock