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Black history month. Outside of Africa, fucking pointless

Recently my company made redundant all of the white electricians we had that were doing the job, and replaced them with Nigerians they pay slightly cheaper, who are all the most workshy lot you can imagine. As I call them, my Africants.

Got a letter in today from a charity I donate to. It said that, thanks to my monthly contributions, a little African boy will have access to HIV medication. That's great news! Now he'll get to live long enough to become lion shit.

What do you call a white woman with a blackman? A prostitute.

As I can only speak English and French (gravement) I thought it was time I became fluent in another language. At the moment I'm learning to shout Nigerian.

Why is medical science spending so much money trying to stop malaria? They should be finding a way to eradicate the coons not save them!

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant….? When she pulls out her tampon the cottons already been picked

I've done my bit for Libya so far as I have sent something to help those in need. Radox Shower Gel & Shampoo.

It must be terrible for Oprah Winfrey, Samuel L Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, Eddy Murphy, Halle Berry, and Will Smith, to think about their huge multi million dollar mansions, their expensive cars, and clothes, the opulent food on their table, the exotic holiday destinations they go to in private jet's, Their bank balances that are bigger than the GDP of a lot of African countries........ and realise that their lives could have been so much better if it wasn't for all the white supremacy holding them back.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? You can't take Meds on an empty stomach