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I watched a documentary saying people copy the extreme stuff they watch online. Looking at Starmer’s shit-eating grin, he's clearly got a taste for the classics

I finally had enough of the Trump-bashing, so as a social-experiment I put on my red MAGA hat and went to work and such. It turns out the reactions and the abuse from "liberals" were every bit as bad as I expected, if not ten times worse..... Finally I was pulled aside and told, "Look, we can live with the MAGA hat, but it's your brown stormtrooper costume and red swastika armbands that are causing the real problem here."

This younger lady at work said to me, "all this pro-Trump stuff you casually drop, it's not good for your rizz with girls."..... didn't matter much when I held her down in the parking lot and forcibly jizzed in her arse later.

After not being able to get any good information on our SIPP pensions for years, they finally sent someone around to work who pulled out a power-point and said, "The government's now made it as easy as just one click; you just go to the website.......... There all of you can get properly enrolled for your sex-changes like you should be."

The more things change, the more things stay the same.... when I was younger I feared talking to young women for fear of being sexually rejected.... these days I fear talking to them and being denounced for an anti-PC thought-crime.

After years of trying and failing, my gay-trans son is finally convinced he has something to audition with for BGT that's sure to get him through.... let's see them dare say no to my rousing rendition of "When a Man Becomes a Woman."

Queer Starmer is at some event in London when an Ethnic gets up and does a "spoken word" rap performance that's the most cringe thing you've ever heard. Queer claps politely, then moves on to the next black guy who stand up and says, "I'm a Labour voter, but extremely concerned about the complete gutting of productive industry in this country and eagerness for outsourcing trade-deals....." Queer then quickly turns to the first black and says, "Let's hear more about your Rap-thing again."

Keir Starmer. No that's it. That's the sick joke.

Kier didn't get much sleep last night, he kept getting up to check under his bed for any barrels of black powder.

Guy Fawkes Night and I'm off for fireworks and a bonfire. At the Bell Hotel, Epping, Essex.