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Down's syndrome model announced as contestant on Strictly Come Dancing. The winner will be the one who doesn't slip in the drool.

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Huw Edwards, Philip Scofield, Jay Blades.. Welcome to the new contestants of Celebrity BBC Masterchef!

Torode to Greggs is paved with lots of well presented expensive meals

Masterchef: The end of Torode

what the hell just happened ? I just had a wank over you is what just happened my dears

UK nil pois what. the. hell. just. HAPPPENED?!

I tell her, "I wanted the fork" She telling me, "Everybody want to fuck" I say, "You no understand I wanna fork on my table" She said "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!" I don't even know the lady and she's calling me "son of a bitch" - Gino D'Acampo

No one notices as entire cast of 'The View' is replaced with shrieking feral pigs.

This Greg Wallace story doesn’t surprise me at all. I remember him on “Inside the factory.” He always wanted to what went in the box.

The blind bloke from Strictly arrived at his usual training place in London this morning, and a producer ran up to him and said "Chris, you are supposed to be in Lancashire this week for the Blackpool special!" He said "I know. Will somebody tell this fucking guide dog"