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I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

People are saying "Trump embarrassed Kier Starmer in Egypt at the peace deal". Nah, he's quite capable of embarrassing himself.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

If I happen to be concerned about immigration, I'm labelled as "far right" If I have an issue with genocide in Gaza, then I'm "antisemitic" It's not all bonkers though..... David Lammy's still a cunt

BBC News again.......Price or multibuy promotions on unhealthy food and drink, such as "buy one, get one free" deals, are to be banned in England from Wednesday. "Multi-buy promotions do not save people money – in fact, they encourage them to spend more", a spokesman says. Seems like Government logic. Getting one instead of two for the same cost .Who thought that one up , Dianne Abbott?

David Lammy's so thick, when I asked him to go to the butcher's to get some mince, he said "Murray or Polo?"

"Who else can we get to serve on the board of peace?" "You remember that Blair bloke who helped his mate murder half a million people"

'I'm not sticking my fingers in my ears', Starmer insists after dire poll ratings. How can he, when he's got both thumbs up his arse...

Housing Secretary Steve Reed has announced that Labour will build 3 brand new towns to meet Britain's current housing needs. The homes will be for those people who Labour believe deserve them the most. Work will start shortly on Pakistanville, Afghanistanville and Iranville.

I'm a Labour MP and I don't think Sir Keir Starmer is exactly playing his cards right.