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French Police Have Realeased A Picture Of The Person They Are Looking For In Connection With Todays' Jewel Heist

Louvre it out!

Over the weekend in Scotland Justin Bieber was involved in a car accident and allegedly punched the other driver. When police arrived 20 minutes later, the man was still laughing....

Diddy was jailed, and the police report described him as "5-foot-9 and 140 lbs." Or as his cellmate put it, "just right."

Sir Kier Stabber

This morning I saw yobs vandalising a roundabout, I went to say something but apparently the bigger issue is I’m a nonce for being alone in a children’s playground

Tommy Robinson leads protest in London, clashes with police. At least the riots are keeping the streets safe....

Kirk assassinated in America! Khan's reign of London full of wrath! Wonder what Spock and Bones are up to?..

First, wet it thoroughly then push it forward. Flip it over, draw it back, repeat process multiple times. Nope, I'm not giving my young mistress the best two minutes of her life, I'm preparing for the Notting Hill Carnival. That 'chete won't sharpen itself will it fam !

"BREAKING NEWS: POLICE OFFICER JAILED FOR STEALING WOMANS UNDERWEAR DURING SEARCH" Now you know why they're called The Filth.