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Pretty ironic that the Catholic Church won't define child molestation as a cardinal sin.

It will be ironic, if a black Pope is elected, that he will be surrounded by men in white robes with pointy hats swinging crosses in front of him.

"Thousands queue to see Pope Francis lying in state." Given that there are 1.4 billion Catholics in the world I'd say that's a pretty shit turnout.

What did the Grim Reaper order for brunch? Ex Benedict.

I'm not saying that I live in an old house but he heating system was designed to burn Catholics

This new Pope was elected only after a 4th vote. The first 3 all failed the police CRB check.

rob-ERT PERV-ost. Was the pope voted in by a bunch of dyslexics?

If you're on holiday in Italy, there's been a tourist announcement affecting Vatican City until further notice. No Vaping.

One day two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14 came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money. “Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left,” said the 12-year-old. “We told him we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros.” “Then we followed the man,” said the other boy, “and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet.” “That’s a truly awful behavior,” the mother replied. “You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession.” The boys did what they were told and went to church to confess to the priest. After a while they came back with another 100 euros - because they now knew where the man worked.

Autism is bullshit. Anyone who believes in it has just been taken in by a scam by a global organisation that they're too small-minded to question, and all the 'treatments' are pure quackery. There's a much simpler explanation for people with 'autism': they're possessed by demons and they need a series of exorcisms with holy water to extricate Beelzebub's flagitious minions!