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I talked to my wife whilst I was using an Ouija board. "Get the fuck in the kitchen and get dinner on," I said to the fat hog as I sat trying to contact my deceased father.

People hating on the Wasp Wife jokes... again! Come on folks, let it go. Wasp wife jokes are like Marmite: You either hate them, or you loathe them.

I orgasmed in the tub last night. The wife fucking hates when I call her that.

I just found out Stefi Graff had a sister called Polly. I'm not lying either.🤓🤓

Some people call their wife "Their other half." I call mine "My other 9/10ths"

Wasps wife hates him, But she said that when he dies as a tribute she is going to ask the Vicar to read out some of his jokes. This will be followed by a 2 minutes silence.

I was over at Wasp's place earlier and saw loads of famous rappers. Twix, Snickers, Mars, Kit Kat, Curly Wurly...

wasp writing jokes is a lot like him trying to make a dress for his wife. He's run out of material.

Wasp was on a plane and the bloke sat opposite him started being violently sick. So our thoughtful friend reached under the seat for a brown paper bag and put it over his wife;s head, "Thank's" said the bloke sat opposite.

30 years ago, my wife spent the summer wearing a bunny costume on a ranch with Hugh Hefner. These days, my cocksucking fucking son wears the same bunny costume and my wife's a Huge Heffer.