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Don't diss the Women's Euro's being on the telly all the time. Some of the adverts at half-time are quite good.

Sir David Beckham says he will be celebrating with Stella Artois , Pepsi , and Haig Club single grain scotch ( in the blue bottle ) .

I was nabbed by security after shoplifting shampoo from Tesco. He let me go though , exclaiming he didn't know I had dandruff.

When I first saw those TV ads for a "Virgin Experience", I thought they were selling brothel vouchers.

So this Christmas, Tubs of Celebration Chocolates are for fucking twats, according to the TV Adds.

My Jaguar driving mate is gender fluid. 'They' change every 12,000 miles, or once a year, whichever is the soonest.

I don't know why people are asking where is the car? on the new Jaguar advert. Having owned one, it's probably on the back of an AA trailer heading to the workshop.

The ultra woke Christmas 2024 Boots advert should be more inclusive. For example, where is the huge queue stuck behind grannies buying haemorrhoids ointment and incontinence pads?

The killing of an Asian man by children is horrific. No one should die because they won't accept buttons for chocolate.

Have you seen the new McDonald's advert with the Minions? Or Shift Leaders and Crew Members as they prefer to be called.