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I’m thinking of writing to the 1922 Committee, to ask if we can please have a new PM. I’ve been looking back through the list of previous Tory Prime Ministers to find one with a modicum of common sense, integrity and social responsibility. Could any Sicki posters please let me know if the 1st Earl of Stockton is still alive. PS I am not and never have been a Tory party member or voter.

Disgusted to see the government think feeding my kids is not their responsibility! Sent from my iPhone 12.

You know it's only been 6 months since the Tories won the general election and thousands are dead, NHS in crisis, economy fucked and in recession again, unemployment rising and most people's wages have been cut by by 20% .... Boris has excelled himself, that's Pretty good going for any Conservative government's 1st year in office.

Quiz .which is the odd one out . Question 1. If you cut 20,000 police officers then employ 20,000 police officers how many more police do you have? Question 2. If you promise to build 200,000 homes under the affordable housing scheme then don't build any how many have you built? Question 3. If you say you're building 40 new hospitals, but only really have funding to renovate 6 existing hospitals how many new hospitals are you really building? Question. 4 .common name for the Japanese Mitsubishi A6M3 model 22 WWII fighter plane? Although the answer is zero to all 4 questions the odd one out is the plane because the japs actually fucking made 10,939 of those .

I think it's only right that statues of people who destroyed lives in the past should be removed. Anyway, I'm off to pull Thatchers statue down, who's coming?

Poor Jonnovox, has to PM me the abuse now. Not bad for a banned account and someone who has less votes than a Conservative candidate for Liverpool in a general election.

Now then, Mr Fart person, your skill with voting hasn't gone unnoticed at Conservative head office. Can you contact us at once as we will have some work for you at the next general election. I suspect my good pal Donald over in the good old USA may have some work for you as well. You can name your price, we'll just tax poor people some more.

I was walking in London when a UFO landed in the street. A little green man came out and said, 'Take me to your leader.' I replied, 'Right this way mate, don't forget your ray gun.'

Rishi Sunak / Hi Risk Anus

A notice has today gone up in Parliament noting that the Conservative Pantomime of Snow White and Severn Dwarfs has been cancelled this Christmas. Whilst there have been many candidates from MPs for the dwarfs (Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sleazy, Sleazy, Sleazy and Sleazy) they can’t find anybody who could pretend to be Snow White.