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A 4th-grade teacher asks her class, "Who is a Trump fan?" The children, unsure of what a Trump fan is, all raised their hands except Little Johnny. The teacher asks why he's not a Trump fan. Little Johnny says, "Because I'm a Democrat". The teacher asks, "Why are you a Democrat?". Little Johnny says, "Because my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so that makes me a Democrat." The teacher says, "What if your mom is a moron and your dad is an idiot? What does that make you?. Little Johnny, with a smile, says, "That would make me a Trump fan".
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I was on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and I got asked, "What was Margaret Thatcher's Maiden name; was it Grantham, Roberts, Blake, or Carnforth ?" "Huh, I always thought it was Cunt, but of all these I'm pretty sure it's Roberts."
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Kemi Badenoch's net favourability is now at -39, exceeding her previous low of -38. All this despite her amazing triumphs of easily checking all the boxes.
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My wife's demanding I go see the doctor to get something for my "impotence". "Not impotent, I have three wanks each night over Trump's sexy-as-fuck influencer Angela Rose, before I'd even think about wasting one on you."
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