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Rylan Clark finds love with fairground worker. They met at the Hook-a-Ducky stall.

My gay son finally got told he's too old to be an altar boy, but he can start training for the priesthood. "Ooooh no thank you, I'm only suited to being on the receiving end."

How do gay men keep their anal passages clean? They fill them up with fairy liquid.

Grace Richardson has become the first openly gay Miss England. She clinched it in the Dungarees round.

My gay-trans son is making an album, courtesy of the taxpayer and the Arts Council, of songs like Beach Boys covers.... "Went to the dance, looking for a man, saw Barbara Ann and said..... No fucking thanks."

A pink men’s jumper by the all-American preppy label J Crew has sent thousands of Maga Americans into meltdown. To be fair, the model wearing it does look like he's been in the closet. At his Nan's.

It was my birthday and my entire family threw in for once to get me a cake. "We all contributed," they said.... "I added the white frosting on top," chirped my homo son in addition.

Once at dinner my gay son said that he "hates broccoli worse than raw anal sex".... "You don't have to put a ton of butter on my anus to get me to like that."

We were on holiday in the USA and my wife decided she was going to spend all day going to Wendy's restaurant to gorge her fat arse on cheeseburgers. My gay limp-wristed son was there and I said, "Great, take Peter Pan there with you too."

My extremely homosexual son once met the newest 'Dr. Who' in London When the gaylord met the gaylord.