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With those fucking ears DUP leader Edwin Poots' bowler hat will never slip down over his face at the orange parade.

In a bid to retain and win over new voters, the DUP have elected a less rugged and masculine looking leader.

Watching Michelle O'Neill talking about the atrocious street violence in Northen Ireland has brought me to one conclusion. 'O'Neill' sounds a bit like 'anal'.

The UVF were no better than the IRA. Come at me you paddy cunt. This will be removed as a non joke but I just want to see what happens. Mods please leave up to see what happens. We’re sick of Haggerty.

Just an idea... Maybe Northern Ireland should change its name to Barbados??

Dear DUP. Can we have our £2 Billion back please? Yours, BJ x

RTE News: "Stormont ministers have agreed to end social distancing restrictions for shops, theatres and a number of other indoor settings in Northern Ireland." "I still haven't got a fucking clue what they're saying!" Commented one disgruntled protestor-

I went to the barbers and asked for a part down the middle... He thought I said 'Fart' down the middle... So he farted on my head and asked to be payed.

VAPEMAN, please don't light your farts until we know the Cliff Albums are safe. We know what your arse can do KIMJONGTRUMP.

'Last night, DUP deputy leader Paula Bradley said that some of the things said by the party over the past 50 years had been "absolutely atrocious".' "We genuinely thought we could give Arlene Foster a make over!" She sobbed tearfully-