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Brigitte Nielsen Welcomes Fifth Child at Age 54. Apparently she crawled out whilst Brigitte slept.

where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs from?? Jasons Dona-van.....

There are people who still think Elvis is alive, even though he passed away in 1977 aged 42. Not only that, they think he is wandering around Memphis in a white suit with diamond press studs, a pair of beetle crushers and a full on jet black DA hairstyle. Well, I have good news and bad news for them. The good news is that he is STILL ALIVE. The bad news is he is now 83, bald as a coot, has no fuckin teeth left, is riddled with cancer and living in a care home in Wolverhampton where he gives a daily burst of "The wonder of you" to his carer as she changes his fuckin nappy.

Demi Lovato has declared herself non-binary as not male nor female nor LGBTQIAPK. Not so much non-binary as non-decimal.

Everyone is going on about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her child for that long. I think Gerry and Kate McCann won that one.

Poor Rylan Clarke Neal . Apparently his husband didn't want kids and faked a miscarriage. Rylan found the suppositories in his handbag.

Rishi Sunak has nicknamed the big black hole in the public finances the 'Cardi-B issue'.

Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is self isolating....”yes, there is a god Cynthia!”

If I had a pound for every time Sam Smith went on about pronouns I'd have enough money to buy a toilet roll in my local shop.

Duffy Took It Up The Muffy!