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I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

The Labour Party: Have cancelled their Christmas Nativity. Apperently they couldn't find three wise men...

GOVERNMENT: That thing that keeps putting up the price of booze and fags then wonders why the suicide rate is at an all time high. Enjoy the budget next month while that millionaire Rayner is sunning her taxpayer paid fake tits.

David Lammy's so thick, he completed every section of the "about me" on his Sickipedia profile

People are saying "Trump embarrassed Kier Starmer in Egypt at the peace deal". Nah, he's quite capable of embarrassing himself.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

If I happen to be concerned about immigration, I'm labelled as "far right" If I have an issue with genocide in Gaza, then I'm "antisemitic" It's not all bonkers though..... David Lammy's still a cunt

BBC News again.......Price or multibuy promotions on unhealthy food and drink, such as "buy one, get one free" deals, are to be banned in England from Wednesday. "Multi-buy promotions do not save people money – in fact, they encourage them to spend more", a spokesman says. Seems like Government logic. Getting one instead of two for the same cost .Who thought that one up , Dianne Abbott?