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What goes up and down and smells of piss? The lift in a retirement home.

I hate to leave my washing alone, So I always make sure it's in comfort.

Random white women are gonna put the Venezuela flag on their profile pictures now.

A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticide. He holds up a box and asks the store manager, “Is this stuff good for beetles?” The manager replies, “No, it’ll kill ’em.”

Don't know why people are moaning about king Charles Christmas speech " Be like your neighbours, do unto others " best advice in a long time. Bit of grooming got Mohammeds 4 year old daughter in the bedroom. She taught me a few new positions they don't show you in the kama sutra. Called in on the goldburgs, Jacob sold me a semetic card it's way better than the nigger race card. When the bill arrives now due " Now Jew, NOW JEW whhaa whaa that's what Nazis said, whaaa whaa hate crime." I was sold Jacob said " nigger and a Jew in fight when the police turn up who gets shot?" Plus you get the buy 2 get 1 Jew only Discount. Normal chit chat with a few other neighbours, suddenly went off like a BLM protest group had all been offered employment. Looters striped Leroy's house everything in it was returned to its owner.

What do you call 2 robbers A pair of knickers! TikTok is a great app for you and your friends to enjoy, dance the night away on the app.

If my life was a movie, it would have be directed by Alan Smithee."

Blind man walks into a supermarket swinging his guide dog round his head Shop assistant asks " hi, can i help you mate " Blind man bellows " no thank you, i'm just having a look around "

My annual Xmas joke When Jesus was born he weighed 12lbs 10 oz They knew that coz they had away in a manger

Is there going to be any Black friday deals on Gems.