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My whole life I have always had a problem with saying no to people it’s probably why I’ve been raped 23 times

To the black man that snatched my wife's purse...... enjoy your no money and 14 XXXL tampons that you made off with.

47 years ago, the adorable French singer Lio sang about having her banana split suddenly stolen by the abominable snowman.... I finally understood what she was talking about, after I saw my yeti-like wife rip the ice-cream out of the hands of a younger slender girl.

Michelle Money

"My friends and family are coming over," I said, "hide all the silver and valuables." "Are they thieves?," asked my wife. "No," I replied, "They might recognise it."

In the NEWS: Sir Billy Connolly issues an alarming warning to fans in new statement warning fans about scammers impersonating him online. How do we know he issued the statement though?

Still getting used to my curfew ankle tag after recently being released from prison. Just taking it step by step.

I thought my black neighbour worked in construction But I realised he works in the steal industry

The Wembley Branch of C.E,X. Is the latest chain to enjoy Effnic diversity at its best. Police say that a brazen daylight smash n grab robbery resulted in mobile phone and console theft with a street value of £15,000 or 21,000 trade in.

I was out shopping earlier when an African illegal immigrant asked me for directions to the local KFC I told him to head south down main street, keep going, take a left at Senegal and stay the fuck out of my country