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Gordon Banks
Gordon Banks
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Gordon Banks arrived at the pearly gates only to be aproached by a big beared angel who told him that he was'nt getting in and to fuck off Gordon Banks said " But St Peter i was a goalkeeper legend for England". The Angel replied "It's St Peters day off today and i'm St Andrew..NOW FUCK OFF".
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England's world cup winning squad are thinking of getting back together for a game against another team. 5-a-side, obviously.
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Gordon banks has sadly passed away. A real shame his brother robin couldn't have seen him one last time, unfortunately he's still in prison. I'll get my Dinosaur skin coat !
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Have everyones jokes seriously been deleted on purpose? Why did the people who run the site think this would be a good idea? And adding shite memes in for Donald Trump IQ individuals? Jesus Christ. Thats hardly witty. And its totally disfunctional as only a few jokes per page. Unreal. 10 years work down the fucking pan. I imagine no moderators any more as noone would have the balls to put their name to this crap
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I'm going to my first ever Hog Roast... the wife's cremation
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Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother? Sudden Lee. also his other brother who was addicted to cereal, mues lee..
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Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well my old china...Anyway..do you Know Tommy Walsh....you Know...The one who was shagging that big fat ginger bint behind Alan Titshmarshs back...He is a cunt..probally a wrongun as well Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it Humpty Dumpty Lucy Wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt To show she loved rumpy pumpy Have a nice weekend Mark..Treat yourself to a German Brothel...PHOOAR. Fuck off Bye
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Hazard, Sterling & Vardy say they will continue to attempt to recreate Gordon Banks 1970 dive as a tribute.
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Gordon banks continued to play for stoke with a glass eye after he lost one in a car accident . Some think he played even better, as he could always keep one eye on the ball .
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I removed my online comment about Gordon Banks this morning. Too many hits on the post
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