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Mistletoe and farts

Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother? Sudden Lee. also his other brother who was addicted to cereal, mues lee..

England's world cup winning squad are thinking of getting back together for a game against another team. 5-a-side, obviously.

Have everyones jokes seriously been deleted on purpose? Why did the people who run the site think this would be a good idea? And adding shite memes in for Donald Trump IQ individuals? Jesus Christ. Thats hardly witty. And its totally disfunctional as only a few jokes per page. Unreal. 10 years work down the fucking pan. I imagine no moderators any more as noone would have the balls to put their name to this crap

I'm going to my first ever Hog Roast... the wife's cremation

I once ran over a couple of sleeping policemen in a new housing estate…. just what exactly they were doing on the road is beyond me….their plaster casts should be off in a couple of weeks.

So Christian Ericksen had the pfizer vaccine on 31st May; then suffers a blood clot and heart attack on the pitch last night. The Entire Spanish squad were vaccinated last week. I have a feeling that he wont be the only one. #watchthefootballers

My wife has the Big C She has a massive cunt

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well my old china...Anyway..do you Know Tommy Walsh....you Know...The one who was shagging that big fat ginger bint behind Alan Titshmarshs back...He is a cunt..probally a wrongun as well Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it Humpty Dumpty Lucy Wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt To show she loved rumpy pumpy Have a nice weekend Mark..Treat yourself to a German Brothel...PHOOAR. Fuck off Bye

Who was Gordon Bank's first girlfriend? Annette.