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Peter Tork "Now i'm a cadaver"

Xi Jinping, the Chinese premier, must be devastated by the death of the Monkees bass player. Apparently he was overheard saying ‘Now I’m a bereaver’.

The monkey's peter tork used to wank off and jizz all over his wifes toast everyday . She never found out , she couldn't tell the difference between tork and butter.

So sad that Pete Tork was wrenched away from us like this.... Coat and taxi at the ready......

The remaining Monkees were planning a reunion tour later this year but it's all gone Pete Tork.

Cliff Richard is re recording an old hit with the help of Mickey Dolenz and Mike Nesmith. "It's So Funny, There's No Pete Tork Anymore".

I find it really embarrassing when we have visitors to our house , our dog loves to sniff their crotches ,thats not the half of it though, he’s a chihuahua and I have to lift him up...

Just heard the news that a monkey had died and my first thought was, 'Great, only another couple of billion to go then, '

Former IRA commander and enigmatic frontman BONO is allegedly the man behind a recently highly publicised, controversial and anonymous twitter account.. ..where the tweets have no name.

Tork on the Last Train to Clarksville