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Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Out drinking, my mate told me about "Vabbing". Where young women touch themselves, then dab the aroma on their neck, so the Pheromones arouse guys around them. After a couple more drinks, I thought I'd try it, see if it works for us men. Not really. I looked like I was wearing a Dairylea ruff.

Got home and caught my girlfriend indulging in coprophagia with a gorilla. I told her that this is not going to work out She went fucking apeshit Nod & credit: Irishstoo

Watched a gay rimming video supposedly inspired by Shakespeare. Romeo and stool he ate.

Something For All You Downvoters Out There !

For the trannys without fannys

Biomethane not viable for widespread use in UK home heating, report finds. I dunno. I've warmed things up under the duvet nicely, but the wife's moaning about the smell.

The top Starmer aide forced to resign, made jokes about going down on Diane Abbott. There are some things you don't even joke about.

I was telling a priest about the sad state of our world. "For example," I began, "the rate of child prostitution is far too high." The priest said, "Oh yes, if only it was cheaper."

Doctor doctor I keep getting an erection while having a shit That's perfectly normal due to the bloodflow and stimulation of your prostate. When did this last happen? This morning on a rent boy's chest