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Whilst I obviously understand that Alan Turing, a Cambridge University mathematician and logician, provided much of the original thinking that led to the design of the cryptanalytical bombe machines that were instrumental in eventually breaking the naval Enigma, but what in fucks name is a fifty pound note?

If he's in heaven now , Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha must regret ever getting into that helicopter last night. I bet he wishes he could turn the clock back.

KIMJONGTRUMP is the fart loving vapeman

KIMJONGTRUMP stop telling OkiPaul to fart in your face mask so you can sniff it all day

Well I was gonna post a joke about the twin towers, but I thought it would probably just crash and burn

I could never understand people walking around with a bluetooth headset all day. It's like walking around with a condom on all day hoping you'll fuck someone.

When Chapecoense wanted to be more like Man U, I don't think that this is what they had in mind.

The Brazilian team that crashed and died have been granted exemption from relegation for the next 3 years. In other news, David Moyes has been arrested after being caught trying to fiddle with the Sunderland team bus brakes.

That Brazilian football team. I'll bet they were shit on the wings.

Well that plane crash fucked up my new fifa 17.