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I hate fucking Trolls. They come to my site and rob my fucking jokes and post them here with no fucking credit.

A man robbed a bank in a suit made entirely of mirrors. Later he reflected on his behaviour and gave himself up. Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the man.

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Micheal McIntyre’s a cheeky cunt calling people theives. That cunt has been stealing oxygen since he was born

Increase your chances of not being deported if you're an illegal immigrant by committing huge amounts of crime and pretending you're the real victim.claiming to be 14 if your 6foot 6 helps but is not always essential.

Apologies, but this is a request for an explanation. So. What I understand is, we take out a subscription and receive gems. Then, if you like someone's joke, you gift them a gem. So, does that get added to their "gem pile"? IE, they can re-gift that gem to someone else? And if I gift a gem to someone, do I get anything in return? Does it affect my points score? And what's this "monthly joke limit"? How many jokes can we post each month? 10? 30? 100? I'm baffled.

Mark Buck, a rouge builder from Somerset has been imprisoned for his crimes of fraud. When he had his interview with the warden, the warden said, "Your nine years will be easy if you obey the rules and behave, " "What do you mean nine years, " Said Buck, "The judge sentenced me to five years. " "Ah, yes, " said the warden, "that was just the estimate. "

Got a note through my door today that read, “Meet me 8pm tonight behind the bus depot if you like having your cock sucked – signed, Kinky School Girl xxx” So I went there, waited for ages. No one turned up. Went back home. My house had been burgled.

This new Universal Credit to replace all my benefits stinks. How am I supposed to afford my Sky+ HD 3D subscription, my 2 holidays in Spain a year, my fibre broadband, 2 cars, unlimited calls mobile phone contract on my iPhone, my season ticket to Man United, my nightly 10 pints of Guinness and 50 quid in the gambler? I've got a bad back you know!

A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday. Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head