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An Amazon driver asked me the time.. I said " it's between 9am and 8pm".

I always buy free range chicken. It makes me feel so much better that they have a nice life running about in the fresh air. Before they're hung upside down, electrocuted and have their throats cut.

Charlie Kirk is alive and well! He's a crisis actor, on the payroll of the anti-gun lobby.

Right-wingers just now: 'The left's hateful, violent rhetoric was directly responsible for what happened to Charlie Kirk!' Left-wingers just now: 'Uh, whose idea was it to make guns readily available again?'

Four UK activists have been arrested after images of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein were projected onto Windsor Castle. I guess the cops were concerned they might hurt the widdle feewings of the 'fuck your feelings' brigade.

The financial beast that is Manchester United earned a record number this year. The Red Devils made £666m.

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

Trump to award Charlie Kirk a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. That's great! Now he'll be able to do anything he likes.

If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could've defended himself against that sniper shot.

Doctors recommend that to avoid getting cancer you should maintain a healthy weight, never smoke or drink, exercise regularly and eat lots of fibre. Well it didn't fucking work for Sir Chris Hoy did it?