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Noel Edmonds is to start a new game show with Ethiopian people as contestants. Some of the boxes will have food others will not. Meal or no meal starts later this year on channel 4.

This virus is deadly to the weak and those with underlying help problems So there may no longer be any need for Comic Relief next year

I send a box of straws to ethiopia last week. I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.

I've been watching a programme about a family of Ethiopians. It was a fly-on-the-face documentary.

I had to fire my Ethiopian custodian where I work. Every time he needed to refill his mop bucket he walked to the next town to do it.

I only accept friend requests from Ethiopians on Facebook. That way I never have to look at pictures of their fucking dinner.

The Water Aid advert states an Ethiopian child will walk miles just to find dirty water which may even have worms in it.. I thought a free meal as well.....

New fast food chain opens franchise restaurants in Ethiopia. Nothingburger.

Mo Farah is accused of attacking a woman at Haile Gebrselassie's hotel gym and training centre in ethiopia . She claims that he kicked and punched her and her husband after she stole his quorn sandwich. She says she ran for miles, but she couldn't shake him off. Sir Mo as he calls himself caught up with her on the final straight, after making it 10,000 metres from the hotel only to be furious that he was overtaken by Haile Gebrselassie, mind you those Collie dogs have some fucking stamina.

I went round my Ethiopian mates house today. "Why you got a framed picture of a bar code on your mantlepiece?" I asked. "That's a family portrait" he replied