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Stephen Hawking
English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
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Did you see Stevie wonders new car? No? Neither has he
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What has Michael Jackson and Santa Claus got in common? The both leave little boys rooms with an empty sack
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Hewwo Marklees son Me hope you velly lell..its me.. Fu Kim yung..Wurer of all gweat wall of China.and me build Sagmartha...Your cuntry flucking Howwible ..Your Cuntry full of many man who do sucky flucky on each other...Flucking Fled Flintstone he a flucking puff..He wear tiger print mini dress and he say "Wilma im Homo"..Me dont like man who do sucky flucky on each other...Me know man from Tokyo..He flucking puff..He tell me..Me cant help it..ImHomo jap i am...Me fly on Monkey cloud to his howwible land..and Karate chop his bollix off...Now me now eat egg flied lice from Harriet Morrisons doggy woggy flanny Wax on Wax off.
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Big nod to Jizz... Madonna wrote a song about the time she was gangbanged by Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris as a ten year old child 'Last night🎵 I dreamt of 🎶some peados🎵'
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I had a 'Michael Jackson' burger earlier today. Very lean.
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I like underground music by artistes such as Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley, and any other who is currently underground.
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Why did Michael Jackson call his seventh studio album "Bad"? Because he couldn't spell "Atrocious"
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I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
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I went to an Art Auction at the Neverland Ranch and the first item was one of Michael's testicles splattered all over a canvas. I put in a bid for $100 but the Auctioneer laughed and told me it would probably fetch $1,000,000. Apparently that's the going rate for a Jackson Bollock.
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" Ooooooh , I feel cold , I feel cold , I feel cold , I feel cold , I feel cold " Donna Winter
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