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I masturbated so good last night that when I woke up this morning, my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast.
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I was sexually active at 10. It's now 10:15 and my arm hurts.
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Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really got lucky with masturbation.
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London to celebrate Lionesses with open-top bus parade. Sadly not the kind of 'open-top' parade that would be worth watching.
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I recently got asked if I remember my first love, "We're still together, " I replied, "and after nearly 50 years it still gets hard. "
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High-fives to the guy acquitted of masturbation on a bus!! I never thought he'd pull it off.
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Matthew 2:19; Blessed he who comes in the name of The Lord. So that's why it's called Palm Sunday.
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What goes "click click click fuck off" ? Every man in Britain trying to have a wank yesterday
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Study shows wankng 21 times a month can reduce the risk of prostate cancer. That's all very well but I've got 15 to go and this school bus won't drive itself.
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New definitions... VPN. View Porn Now.
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