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Michael O'Leary has come under international condemnation for charging 178 Ryanair passengers an additional £49 each for an unscheduled sight seeing stop in Belarus.

Due to the governments decision to put Portugal back on the amber list, meaning a mandatory 10 days in quarantine upon return, UK police have confirmed there will be no new developments in the Madeline McCann investigation this summer.

Whats funnier than a fat girl in leggings? Raping her.

Siege in North London, 3 armed men are holding up to 10 people hostage inside a photography studio . Armed response units have surrounded the building, a police spokesman said "we don't want to go in guns blazing, we are trying to negotiate a hostage release see how it develops and get a better picture"

When a child goes missing, it's important to join the search as soon as possible. After all, finders keepers.

On the 13th anniversary of Madeleine's disappearance , at least the McCanns are forced to stay home with their kids this year.

Shit happens. The ascent of Boris is a sign of the times. The dinosaurs had their meteor collision. The Romans were doing fine until they decided to mix it with the Scots. Harold Godwinson was chuffed to bits with his victory at Stamford Bridge in 1066 and then he was summoned south to meet the bastard Norman. None of them were able to make the necessary changes. ‘Learn from the mistakes of others and adapt’ does that sound like a rational well practised approach in modern politics ? It’s really quite simple, just think of Boris as a catalyst. A catalyst for the end times. QED.

Madeline Mcann's sister is 18 now... Which means she can legally go to a bar....and leave her children unattended at home.

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well. Did you know that Bootle Strand have a Holland & Barretts. Their specialty is Bulger wheat.

You know you've really failed in life when karen matthews dumps you.