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Is it too early to say Andy Taylor raped me?

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well. Did you know that Bootle Strand have a Holland & Barretts. Their specialty is Bulger wheat.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I am an alcoholic.

My wife is always going mad when I forget to wear my mask in public. I suppose she's right, less chance of being recognised.

'Missing girl found after 2 weeks' On a completely unrelated note, I'll be taking a short hiatus of about six years.

I hate people who take drugs. Police Officers, Custom Officers...

Siege in North London, 3 armed men are holding up to 10 people hostage inside a photography studio . Armed response units have surrounded the building, a police spokesman said "we don't want to go in guns blazing, we are trying to negotiate a hostage release see how it develops and get a better picture"

Hi Markrees BFF..Its me. The Spandex cladded, the greatest left handed air axe man the world has ever seen and last surving member of the best super metal group of all time. Satans Stallions. Twisted Fister. Ooh.. i forgot to tell you, i went to Amersterdam last week, and youll never guess what,..I saw GhenghislVs wife sat behind a window she is a right proper slag and thats no mistake. Do you you have a DFS shop by you if you do could you get me a Bryson three seater reclining sofa.. its only£4.99 and i will pay you out of my. royalties from my latest album which is called "GIRLS, SODOMY IS PAINLESS. By the way do you and Weaverdog want to come round for tea tonight we are having cheese pie, potato waffles and beans...Food fit for a Rock God and afterwards we can go to Holby City and bum Dr. Naylor. Bye Dude

Brother Alexion you are doing a fantastic job keep it up son, I love it, our mongol comrades who are self appointed saviours of the galaxy think they have the god given right to police the site And You shitnose, you’re next after I’ve finished wit weaverbitch and KIMJONGTRUMP

Hi Markrees YATCO. I'm not very fucking happy All i got for my birthday was three pairs of bargin discount underknickers. from my mum and half of bottle of T- gel shampoo of my brother Duane. And Father Birthday left me out again he has probally given all my Lego presents to Kylie Mingeoe..Fuck it i'm going to kidnap Fifty Nignogs and force them to double anal that Canadian fucking bitch and make her give me my Lego back. Anyway can you ask Fucktard does he play a musical instrument because im a proffesianal recorder player and i want to get a band together. YAFB x