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Disaster charities have announced an album to raise funds for the earthquake in Turkey. First three confirmed tracks : Crawling from the wreckage, Dave Edmunds (and the Rock pile ) This old house, Shaking Stevens Gimmie Shelter, the Rolling Stones Do your worst everyone

I'm a lazy fat scrounger with aids My son is a queer with aids My sister is a slut wit aids And my children are a product of rape I hate my spastic grandkids But I'm not bitter because I'm a happy black cock lover

Joe Biden Calling for an end to war is a bit like a Crack dealer calling for an end to Crack

I've just bought the British Gas advent calendar. Every time I open a door a granny dies of hypothermia.

Times have certainly changed. Nowadays, when a man in an immaculate suit and jewelled cufflinks pulls up outside your house in an expensive car and walks purposefully towards your front door, he's probably about to read the gas meter.

What do you call hulk Hogan's fishing program? Reel American

Went out for a few drinks at the local wetherspoons earlier with not a drop of EU alcohol in sight Got absolutely brexited

With all this Brexit deal or no deal kerfuffle going on. I can't help but ask Why is Teresa May looking for deals in Birmingham?

Who's responsible for updating the category options on this site? Fucking Jill Dando?

Is it coincidence that they show London has fallen on DSTV today? There was no Meghan so I added it to the 2016 survivor series