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New Year Resolution 2017
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Happy New Year sicki boys and girls. I'll be spending New Years Eve with the same people I've spent it with for the past twenty years. Those lovely ladies from Pornhub.
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A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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2 Weeks ago I popped into the local newsagent to buy my missus a weight watchers magazine.. So far the only loss is the 3 pounds from my fucking wallet!! Not a joke but a true story!!
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My new diet is going brilliantly, I haven't eaten all year.
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Amazon owners phone hacked, Saudi crown prince prime suspect
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I waited in anticipation for the countdown 5....4....3....2....1.... Then BONG.......out it came, lit it up and got high for the first time of 2019
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I was going to give up sexual innuendos as a New Year's resolution, but its really hard to not keep sliding one in.
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Today I found out what Auld Lang Syne means. It's Scottish for "Thank God That Shit Show is Over."
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My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
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I’m sticking to the same New Years Resolution I’ve had all my life....... Don’t catch aids!
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